Monday 18 February 2013

I Love FOREIGNERS (whites only)


Me and gay friends decided to do a picnic at Hong Lim Park where some people had organised the 6.9 million protest. It was too crowded, felt like Michael Jackson concert so we had to find a less crowded spot pretty far away from where the whole commotion was, laid our picnic mat like the Pinoys and ate our homemade ham and cheese baguette. While silly Singaporeans had shown support for the 6.9 million protest, I was more interested to check out any good looking people lurking somewhere. You know, this was the time to be seen and I leaped at any opportunity available to market myself. Ehem! Sad to say, there were no cute guys. Most Singaporeans are ugly (thank God I’m not!). And most of the time I wasn’t really listening to what the speakers had said. Actually it was TJ’s (very handsome gay friend) idea of going to Hong Lim Park  because he said he wanted to show support. I've never like crowd so it was boring for me. Besides, I don’t care about Singapore politics! I only care about getting married and finding someone to fuck! Arrrggghhh!

You know that feeling that you don’t ever want to end up being a spinster all your life. Like when I’m 40, I just want to find that someone to fuck, play with his penis every morning, have sex in kitchen, toilet or even at the balcony. Woah alfresco style! So what if you have lotsa money, by the time you grow old, there is no one by your side while you are on the deathbed. I don’t want that to happen to me. What’s important for me now is to find happiness by fucking with someone I love and he loves me too. I have never given up on love and I know someday, somehow I will find that special someone. Till then, I will keep hanging out with my fun gay friends, go clubbing and just party!

Okay, okay. Many of you would say that finding a suitor in a club is a wrong move. But where else can people of my age go? Networking, speed dating, match-making? Been there and done all that. All fail! Trust me, the people who flocked to these organised dating events are 99% the ugly looking, perverts, freaks, and pyschos.

Looking at all these stupid Singaporeans with their panoramic xenophobia got me thinking about how Singaporeans are two-faced fools. I, Grumpy Spinster do not and will never fucking support this stupid 6.9 million protest because:

1.     I want an ang moh husband and conceive beautiful mix-breed children.
2.     I want more ang moh to come so it will increase the probablity of me meeting my future husband.
3.  It also increases the chance of me fucking more men as drought season is hitting V town again..yay!
4.     I could be the poster girl for embracing the foreign talents (whites only campaign).
5.    Dear government please don’t include Pinoys and PRCs because they are smelly, I hate their curvy ‘R’ accent and I hate them in competition towards finding my future husband. They are also competing for White males, meaning it reduces my chances dramatically. So please scrap them from your projection, include whites only please. Thank you.

Honestly, Singaporeans are hypocrites and morons. They all went down to Hong Lim Park to protest against foreigners but actually their friends and relatives, brother, sister, aunty, uncle or what nots are also embracing foreigners with open arms just like me. Actually, they love ang moh so much. That’s why when ang moh speak to them they also tend to follow the accent. That’s why when ang moh customer buy something, Singaporean sales girls treat them like king and speak to them in a soft spoken manner. Fucking sluts.

Come to think of it, if Singaporeans are so anti-foreigners, why didn’t they also go and protest when their sister, brother, niece, nephew, father, mother, grandfather, or great great grandfather got married to foreigners? Why didn’t they protest against the marriage? Scared ah? Imagine the impact of family relationships if those newly married inter-nationality/racial couples found out that their relative is actually actually xenophobic. That would be chaos. The chances of the white male running away with his Singaporean partner and permanently reside in his hometown is pretty high. There goes a loved one stolen away...

I also noticed Singaporeans are crazy about foreign labels - kitchenware, underwear, bags, toothbrush, cars or even condoms – oh we just love imported ang moh products. Since they hate foreigners, maybe they should also boycott foreign imports and stop using foreign labels so as to make their xenophobic statement more impactful.

Singaporeans are also crazy about foreign countries. If you ask any superficial Singaporean about their top 3 must-go destinations, one of them would definitely be an ang moh country: Paris, Rome, Hamburg, San Franscisco, blah blah. “Oh I want to see and feel snow before I die” or “I want to visit the Trevi Fountain and toss a coin”. We know the answers because we have succumbed to the world of western imperialism. Even our food, culture and language now have been westernized. If they want to stand firm on the 6.9 million protest, then they should stop visiting ang moh countries altogether. If your boss sends you to ang moh country for work, just say it is against your principles.

One thing’s for sure, I welcome this ang moh foreigners  into our country. I love white men (except Americans like Walker). Because they are sextisfying! It’s not all bleak journey for spinsters; there is a glimmer of hope for spinsters like me to get settle down, altogether putting an end to our spinsterhood. Break that curse! Yes!!!!!! To be loved and to love. Please la, you selfish married people already have bobbing babies, it would be easier for you guys to say no to foreigners. But what about the growing number of unmarried men and women? We too need a steady flow of fuck. People like me are tired of looking, searching and roaming around just so we could end up with someone who love us just as we love them End of the day, it is all about companionship and Singaporeans are just not good enough for spinsters. 2030 is not that far, although I’d be in my 50s by then, but it’s okay, love has no age limit. (happy jig*)

To all spinsters, let’s say Hellloooooo to the numbers 6 and 9 yeah!

21 comments:

  1. Wow u r grumpy. Love ur tots to certain extent but coming from a fellow Singaporean tat claim ur fellow men r silly and ugly, oh my u shld r damn grumpy enuff to say such sucidal comments. Well jus like many Singaporeans I too luv certain ang moh stuffs and sure as hell luv to make love to ang moh chicks. Well blame it to my overexposed western culture and outstation work rotations. Then again u have every right to rave abt life jus like any other Singaporeans do. So keep on making love and not war. For the record, I do prefer an ang moh babe anytimr over an Asian especially a Sg chick. Cheers!

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  2. Ang moh men stinks and it was confirmed that many do not even brush their teeth everyday. If you like big long and thick dick, then we should meet up. Mine is 6.5 inch long and 1.5inch thick. I will fuck you silly you horny little sinkie bitch, I will make sure you change your thoughts about sinkies. I have fucks some ang moh chicks when I was studying overseas, they just love my slightly curved dick that hits their g-spot everytime I thrust. They will arch their body just to feel my dick rubbing the wall of their pussy hitting the right spot. They love mine as it is just nice...not too big to cause pain, just pleasure. This is my home number 62540212.

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  3. It would be much easier if you were to go to one of the Western countries to meet your AngMo kia. Be pro-active and you will definitely have more options.

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    1. soo wrong westerners usually dont like asians, only the nice ones do

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  4. Well the protest for the 6.9 million is more of a protest for the future well-being of the whole nation in terms of congestion, infrastructure issues, increased social issue and many more problems and is not purely about dislike for foreigners. If our country is big enough to support these influx then we will not be protesting that much but that does not seem to be the case.
    So how selfish can you get by only thinking about looking for your ang mo husband while the nation crumbles in your expense. Yet you still brand other people as selfish. Please look things in a bigger picture and i believe you are not young anymore to continue living in your bubble.

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  5. Oh please people, "she" is a fake. "she" is just some little dick with a problem

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  6. Hey Grumpysis, I have always enjoyed reading your blog for it's entertainment value. However, your latest post just goes to show how shallow you are. Those people were there for a purpose cos they they see an overly crowded Spore affecting their livelihood one way or other. Oh btw, don't be too disappointed when the 6.9 comes, cos very likely it is not going to be white men that you are going to see but more likely the others that you so detest.

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  7. I couldn't agree with you more, Grumpysis!!!
    More blog posts please!

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  8. Yes, write more please! Satire is great LOL

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  9. Are you nuts and borned with a pea brain, horny bitch!


    The ppl that protested at HLP are saying no to 6.9mil population, not zero influx of foreigners. The white scum party need a real thunder strike at them to wake up their freaking idea of just merely doing a job of importing digits into this red dot. Any Tom, Dick or Harry can do their jobs by importing more digits to increase GDP!

    As for your Ang Moh preference, its individual preference. But if the Ang Moh are that great, why are their economies been ran to the ground now and have to flocked to Asia?

    The tide had changed and it's Asian power in the 21th century, just enjoy while you can. You only live once!

    ~Ace Spade

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  10. Love the numbers 6 and 9 together too haha. A beautiful combination. Let me know GS if you'd like to put them together properly with me ;)

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  11. She is the worst writer I have read, give it up bitch. You rre pathetic.

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  12. Please people we want Sillypore to be a liveable and loveable city...let's learn to love and fuck more..

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  13. i wanna brutally pleasure you using my big white fist of colonialism

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  14. Glad to have you back posting, love that irreverent horny tone of yours!

    Though I really don't think the protest was anything about xenophobia and you're basically barking up the wrong tree. It just seems so since many Singaporeans are sheep that have no other form of thought process besides jumping on bandwagons and finding some scapegoat to lay the blame. No, it's not xenophobia- we just don't have the infrastructure to take so many and the govt is too fucked up to give a shit

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  15. Dear Grumpy Spinster,
    From your passage ,which I was linked to by a friend of mine, I've noticed that you suffer from *RBD and are an amazing form of how racism is shown in the singaporean society. Now, I know what you are thinking: this guy is probably a PRC but YOU ARE SOOOO FUCKING WRONG, when I was young I grew up in Belgium till I was in Primary 4 when my parents moved here. I was bullied everyday for being ang moh even though I was in fact Eurasian. I felt an outcast and even resorted to suicidal intentions, my parents resorted to sending me to Belgium to complete my education, I didnt see them for 3 years. But enough about that blabber. Right now i'm making a reasonable income and appeared on numerous magazines and adverts.Coming back to my point, Why the fuck do you want a white dude???? I mean seriously we are the most fucking of all assholes that are walking on this planet. I mean Singaporeans are brought up insecure because of peer pressure but inside they are made of gold even though they treated me like shit, I realized they were just insecure and probably jealous. So think about how your children will feel like having no place to really call home and being different everywhere they go. So seriously think about it!

    -Style J

    *http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=raging%20bitch%20disorder

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  16. http://theobserverwatches.blogspot.sg/2013/02/the-sluts-of-singapore.html

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  17. Unfortunately mixed race children are ugly..You think Ang moh will want you if you did not have the beauty of the Chinese race?

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