Sunday, 6 January 2013

Happy New Year Sexy People!

Happy New Year 2013.

Gosh..when was the last time I really sat down and pen down my thoughts here. I miss writing and I'm effing glad to be back balls!

FYI, I went MIA to nurse a broken heart. And like many dejected creatures, the best place to seek tranquility and reflect is none other than Bali. Yes, I was alone. I spent most of December in Bali, in the hope to find peace within myself again; realigned myself. I want to be emotionally better for the upcoming new year, leave all those bad breakups, lousy men and heartaches behind. It's time to start afresh. I am a strong woman, although emotionally beaten time and again but I am a survivor. What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger. Hell yeah! I feel rejuvenated machiam reborn again. heh.

I always believe that if you want something so much, the entire universe will conspire to help you get what you want. Only if you believe in it. I would like to think I have a nice heart, a little bitter but sweet. just like Hershey's bitter sweet choco chips.

I tell you, if you are feeling down, you tend to spend more money. Well, it is a temporary measure for women. Retail therapy or whatever one may call it, it does work! But reality hits you harder when you see ur credit card bills and asked yourself why the fuck you spent your bonus on Rolex, Salvatore Ferragamo shoes, Goyard bag, and Rimowa luggage. Like seriously what was I thinking to spend 1000+ on a luggage????? Stooopid sia. Regrets but this kind of regret is okay because money we can earn back. But not our the clock is ticking and I have come up with a list of new year resolutions:

1) Have sex at least 5 times a week
2) Find an ang moh husband
3) Be on the cover of FHM Singapore
4) Earn lotsa money
5) Have lunch time quickie at least once a week
6) Give my man a BJ everyday eventhough I'm deadbeat and bored of his penis. Besides food, a way to man's heart is a good blowjob.
7) Hope that everyone in this world including lovely readers will be sextisfied with their partners
9) May all those men who raped women will be fed to the dogs.
10) Quit shopping (errr...try lah)

How? Okay or not my NY resolution?

Give a man a fuck, and you will ease his lust for a day; give him a blowjob, and he will lust for you for a lifetime - Grumpy Spinster

I fucking love this quote. Genius or what. hahaha

More happenings coming up. Stay tune..