Sunday 22 April 2012

Everybody loves Walker (not!)

I have a love-hate relationship with ang mohs. Although they have beautiful eyes, great accent and charming, I do hate them because of their mannerisms and too big headed. I will date all ang mohs EXCEPT Americans. 

I think Singapore has been and is still very tolerant towards ang mohs and we have allowed them to live peacefully in our small tranquil island with almost everything comfortable, clean and prompt. They took advantage of these comforts and think they could get away with just anything including cheating on their wives, especially coming from short men (better remembered as Frodo from The Lord of the Rings or a Half-Pint). Ahh...so let's define who are the smidgets.

Short Man Syndrome: the typical characteristic of any male under 5'10". Including attitude problems, and the necessary need to make their wife/girlfriend feel inadequate to compensate their own inadequacy. Tendency to be bullies and abuse people to make themselves feel better. Where a person of short stature believes they have the ability to take on any person at any task. It is a general cockiness that is in a short person to replace the lack of height. Beware of anyone with short man syndrome. 

Here's one example of Napoleon complex. Meet Walker. Chanced upon him at 1-Altitude Bar.




He is a half-pint American guy, speaks a little Malay but just couldn’t keep his mouth shut. He blabbers non-stop like a naggy old woman. He’s a pain in my ass, so as others who have come across him too. He is annoying.

Walker aka Frodo aka half-pint bragged about an acclaimed title in a beer chuggging contest at Ice Cold Beer bar last year. With that in his spirit, he proudly announced his participation for 2012 even before the contest is announced, and was confident he will win the title again this year making him the defending champion. But before the clock struck midnight, he was was swaying left to right, talking to our branded handbags and mumbling to a cigarette like a retard. As a grand finale, he puked at my friend's Gucci shoes and was dead drunk! -_-

Before Frodo got drunker than drunk, he initiated a conversation about the underage sex scandal which had implicated 48 SG men so far. Frodo again boasted that these men are stupid to pay for sex when it is so easy to get one from SG girls. Frodo  has never paid for sex because he could easily get it for free. He boasted that he slept with 100 women every year and was so easy to charm SG women with his looks and height. Ok wait...i think he forgot to measure his length because he is a smidget. Judging from his size and character, I bet his penis is as small the size of a my nephew's pinky but his ego as big as the universe. 

Frodo tried to pick up my babe friend who is 1.75m tall while he is only about 1.65m. Parallax error! What a twart! When I told him to cool off a little as she is attached, he defended himself and told us he is married, but his arm was still wrapping around my friend’s shoulder (she was sitting down) with strong vibes that he wanted to bed her.

I ordered some food: pizzas, tortilla chips, chicken wings and truffle fries. Frodo asked if he could eat because he was hungry. I agreed and invited him to try some. To my horror, he ferried the fries and chicken wings to his group of ang moh friends, and shared my paid food with them. He finished my bowl of truffle fries and ate half of my cheesy beef chilli with tortilla chips. WTF!!

Farking stingy white thrash who just leeches on women for sex and food. What cheap skates. Shame on you Walker and friends. Rule number one: Never date Americans because they are a bunch of freaktards. Just look at how the world was ‘raped’ by them.

My message to Walker’s wife, please don’t waste your time with this stupid, half-pint man. Get a divorce, fight for custody of kids, (if you have any) ,get an attractive compensation for the mess he has created. If a man can cheat once, he can cheat many times. If a man have cheated before, he will cheat again some day when the radar is on. Take care babe.

39 comments:

  1. this some "cheapo" ang moh! do we need such expats here?

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  2. Not all Ang Moh are like this! Hate how a few bad eggs ruin it!

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  3. you deserve it, SPG. wonder WHAT would you say to a polite beng or malay who asked to share the food that you bought? loser.

    fancy you hanging around listening to a foreigner shitting on your fellow Singaporeans. You are not even worth respecting in the eyes of that ang moh, any ang moh. Gladly bend backwards and get fked in the ass. Just a toy. Get it. Wake the fuck up.

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  4. You are merely complaining cos he (ang moh) didn't fit into YOUR imagination of him, that he will splurge on a few more bottles of FREE alcohol on you and your party, and give you his business card that will open up more coporate doors for you. No.
    He is just a run of the mill ang moh who cannot get a job in his own country. Who cannot even get laid in his own country without the adoration of spgs, where he is just 'one of the joes' back in his own country. Just someone who will gladly polish off the food you paid for in your plate. You let him eat. (For what? To "show" you're open? To bait him in return for more "payback" later)? From what I know, no Asian worth his salt would have done that and would have gladly paid for the platter and whatever food. It's an Asian thing about face. No money? Don't party. Simple.

    You are just shitting on him cos he did not fit into YOUR fantasy of the dashing, RICH, charming ang moh. Sadly, just about 99% of them are not. That's why the 1% can get in the news.
    The reason why he told you girls he can bed 100 girls per year is because he already KNEW there is no way he can bed any of you - and thus, "it's your loss, not mine".

    Anyone worth his salt with the ladies NEVER talk like that. It denigrades him and the ladies who gratified him (them).

    Blame yourself for your own hallowed 'Perception of what an ang moh SHOULD BE', instead of posting his pics and shitting on him online.
    Next time, show some backbone and patriotism.
    And tell someone to fk off if they denigrade your country, or fellow men. Acting as if you are UNAFFECTED when they talk about men... is as good as selling out.
    No Singaporean men without Singaporean women and no Singaporean women without Singaporen men.

    Without men, you are just a bunch of cunts.

    The same way you won't discuss what cunts the terrorists in 911 were with Afghans, What a bully the USA is to the rest of the world to an American, what crap people do to others in the name of Islam to a Muslim.... especially at first meeting.

    Then, you may actually get SOME respect. Not only from low level ang mohs who steal your food. But from one of us who will gladly hold a table for you, even on Fridays when the lists are full.

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  5. in case you "flashy" women haven't noticed, your arms (mouths and legs) open up to these filthy wretches. Now complain from the lack of space your futility can accomodate with locals and go for an ang moh cos they give better feeling? I suppose your share and definition would be from girth and length. Feelings? Its just you. It never was mutual.

    By doing this, you degrade your status, your country and your local men.

    Wake the fuck up before 2 white dicks gets shoved into you (as soon as they succeed in making you drunk or something).

    You ladies knew for a given bloody fact that these whites possess animalistic characteristics. Have you seen animal porn? Tell me you don't get disgusted? I do. To have that disgust but fantasize about getting married to a white dude? Wait till their sacks sag and wait till they come home with pictures of other women in their phone. This social problem is an epidemic in their country and they're now spoiling you.

    Your love at first swipe doesn't exist here but their love at first slice of your fertility does. They know you dumbfucks will fall for them flat.

    Have some morals and stop the orals. You bitches stink and you have the nerve to complain? You need the mirror to make up but forget to look at your face while having that eyeliner done?

    Get a life. Losers. Shame on you.

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  6. so your attached "babe" frd just allowed this white guy to wrap his hands around her shoulders?
    and you happily entertained him and offered him your food while you were feeling inwardly disgusted by his behaviour?

    i guess this is why douchebags like him can still manage to bag Sporean women. Cause only Sporean women will take shit from a guy and still be nice to him purely becoz he is an ANG MOH

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  7. Thanks everyone for the constructive and enlightening feedbacks.

    If we SPG bitches stinks, then you expats who are unhappy with my comments and encounters can jolly well pack ur bags and leave Singapore. Ultimately, I'm still staying in my country, having a well-paid career. But you are just a tenant in Singapore. You should stop complaining and get the fark out of here.

    I agree that not all expats are bad, some are well-mannered and very nice people.
    Sad to say the younger ones are here to play a fool. These few bad fellas have tainted the good image of expats in Singapore.

    Well Crusader, I don't know why you are extremely passionate and emotional in your writing but i suppose u know this Walker in a way or another. U can fill up a page of vulgarities here, I wont stop you it's a freedom of speech. But what happened was witnessed by many people including the security crew too. I supposed Walker and friends have offended many people when they were there.

    Call me a slut, a bitch or a wretch. Honestly, I dont lie abt myself and what I do.

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  8. For all that is said and done, I do wonder what you get off on, not lying about yourself (and others). It's one thing to want to be "true" to yourself, and possibly have the freedom to voice your inner most thoughts on the world wide web for all to see... It's another for you to consider the hurt you are causing to your family, should your identity come to light.

    Talking about how you will like your nephews/nieces to learn something from your mistakes? That's honorable of you towards them. In the same token, dishonoring your parents whom I assume raised you to be what you are?
    To be able to enjoy the "luxuries" in life as you so hinted in your blog adventures... You have to be an educated lady, and I am sure given the Singaporean environment, you did not get to where you are, through hardknocks in life. Your parents, any parent would be hurt, & disappointed of what you have written here.

    Just as you have written about denigrate ang mohs that have come to Singapore and disrupted your lifestyle... Think about how you've come off to them. You've contributed to why ang mohs think they can waltz into Singapore, on accounts of their pretty (?) eyes, and thick sausages(?) and schmooze local girls into spreading their legs wide open.

    If you however subscribed to double standards, then I guess all is fine & fair. Cheers.

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  9. "SPG" is such an outdated term. It was used in the 80's to describe women who needs to catch an angmoh for hope of a better life.
    In the 2000's, the women I know who dates/dated/married an ang moh do NOT NEED to do so. It was a choice they made as part of a search for a romantic/life/sexual partner, or whatever their choices maybe.

    Women can choose to date/sleep with/marry whoever they want. This is not a debate but a fact.
    Do not blame women for the bad behaviours of men.

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    1. Serene Wong, you rock girl! it is definitely and outdated term, a stigma but still people like to use it. Since it's so negative, let's liberate it!

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  10. Dear everyone,Only Jesus can give you back your sense of self and self-worth. I find many AngMohs are patronising towards Asian men while trying to get laid with our sisters and wives. They have no self respect because they are born of arrogance.They look down on us but they don't realise they are looking down on people who are in no way worse off than they. Only knowing Jesus can allow them to reexamine their own self. I pray for morality and righteousness of God to prevail over Singapore. I respect foreigners who can respect us. They feel superior towards Singaporeans and other Asians, not unlike how some Singaporeans look down on Malaysians. All these comes from low self-esteem and low self worth. Jesus comes to free us from these bondages of sins of pride, lust ,greed etc. Come unto Him!

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    1. Thanks BISA. Hope Jesus will help you with your sex too. Everyone got somekind of sex problem...just chill and live life to the fullest can? cheer up ok.

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  11. so ... he was right - he can vomit on your bags and still score with your friend - good job that man.

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  13. Grumpy Spinister, I'm totally on your side. We are just been polite due to our good upbringing and our asian culture. But people just think we are a bunch of idiots and that we are acting cheap!. So much for being sociable eh? I have stopped being nice to people of their kind who sneer at us for being friendly and polite. So many times I have bumped into jerks like this at clubs, social events, bbq outings, or even just a friend's private birthday party. They are everywhere! Like housefiles! Omg! Can you believe that? In return, I laugh at their mentality for acting as the 'supreme' being. Cmon, what year is this? They expect us to smile and bend over for them and they still think white is still better than the blacks/yellows? Kudos to you for spilling out this jerk and in return invite these idiots to surface with their insecurities. This only further proves all the more that what you wrote is nothing but the truth! Stay strong babe! They are nothing but a bunch of jackass! (: High Five! x

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  14. Wow, cheers, Grumpy. After all that strong talk and diatribe.... all the same.... you hopeless SPGs are still trapped in the fantasy of hoping to land someone with BEAUTIFUL "blue eyes" to remove you from your miserable spinster status, even for one night.
    Laughing my socks, off, literally.
    One look and I can tell how many you've sucked off. Purpose....? Validate yourself? That you CAN... suck off?

    You overlook the local men much as they secretly despise you.

    It's gonna be the same thing. You still get no respect. Just another night of 'wham bham, thank you ma'am'.

    All the same, NO respect to you and your ilk.
    You are just an instrument, and not even a particularly memorable one.

    Hillarity. So much for speaking up.

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  15. A local Singaporean Man here......

    Crusader, Jerk off !! It's guys like you that ruin the image and reputation of the local guys. If a SPG or whatever you call them loves Ang Mo and despise local guys for the simplest of thing. So be it !! The ladies have the right to choose and if they were to end up with Jerks, that's their choice and they shall live with it.

    So wake up and stop being insecure. Go out and meet some girls and stop feeling sorry for yourself.

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  16. you cheebye sin woman just want to to near to all white dick. you must come from a rich family, carry branded Handbag n wearing Cucci shoes. so what the problem cheebye, you wanted to be screw by them, then don complain cheebye.

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  17. Ya Seth, you're so sweet. I dont care about this Crusader he doesnt even hurt me a bit. Thanks for the comforting words. U take care ok.

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  18. you're making me regret paying hundreds to go watch a Canadian-Indian fun talk at indoor stadium next mth... I could hear you bitch about life all night than to have sex with you. heh...

    You could tell Frodo this the next time you meet him: To a man, the greatest achievement is not to bed how many women in a lifetime, but to find a woman who will let you bed her for a lifetime. From a man. :)

    Keep on writing lil'monster. Grrr... ^^

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  19. I actually think this guy is hilarious. You are telling me you let him throw up on your friend's shoe, grab your gf and let him steal your food? That is classic and I give that guys some balls to do that.

    As for you local guys grow some balls and stop being a pussy. There are so many girls in singapore. If they don't like you move on. Tons of fish in the sea. If a girl likes only ang mo then so what and why are you so piss? Everyone has a right to chose who they like.

    Before you start calling me a stupid Ang Mo know that I am a british born asian who has dated women of all colors. My first two gf was white and current one is euroasian who looks latina (love them latin women!). For guys who have game there is no color lines. Only ugly or hot.

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  20. As an American woman, I can assure you I do not condone this prehistoric male behavior. That said, these men would behave like this in the US, too, if they did not know that most American women would hand them their heads on a platter.

    I pray that Singaporean and Asian women will stop disrespecting themselves and Asian men by putting up with this terrible behavior from Ang moh men, American and otherwise.

    Ang moh men, by and large, have been taught that this behavior is fine with Asian women, or they wouldn't dare try it. You don't like their behavior? Demand more from them. Asian women spoil these type of men by not demanding more.

    You teach people how to treat you.

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  21. Hey, I know Frodo personally and I think 1.65m is a vast exaggeration - more like 1.50. Max.

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  22. well, all i can say is that you could have ask the security people to get rid off the guy.

    the concern here is that you didn't get rid off of him and letting him to have the freedom to "harash" your friend.

    so, learn from this. next time get security involve or threaten him to call police on the ground of harashment.

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  23. That guy is very familiar. I've seen him a couple of times at ICB

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  24. His name is always on ICB's beer chugging contest winners list. So, that much is true. Not sure about the 100 girls/year part or any of the other stuff.

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  25. Fuck you, I'm 5'7", most of my friends are under 6 feet, and none of us are assholes, we are just poor sods that women treat like shit due to our height.

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