Last week me, my group of spinster friends and several couples were hanging out at Robertson Walk. You know the usual chillex and over a couple of beers, mojitos and awesome dinner. Generally Robertson Walk is a decent place, mostly expats and tame crowd. However, that one night tainted the peace and tranquility of my favourite hang out joint. While I was bitching about how bad my one night stand turned out the night before with a Jewish-English (what Blasphemy!), we heard a commotion nearby. Apparently a white male, probably in his mid-30s bought drinks for everyone there (well i think there were about 6 people at the pub that time), but refused to pay when the bill came up to about $850. Huh? What did he drank? I must say he was a looker, probably an Aussie or Brit, but his mannerism was a major put-off. Who the hell buys drinks for the whole village and don't pay up?
Several friends who hang out with the ang mohs (SPGs?) told me these white thrashies will try to avoid payment whenever possible. Some of these ang mohs managed to get away with this cheapo trick but others have landed themselves in a hot mess just like the white trio who had inflicted severe injuries to the Singapore taxi drivers (read here for details of Suntec Assault>> Publichouse.sg).
Ok, back to my story. There was a chase after the white guy when he tried to escape from the pub, he ran around Robertson Walk and three waiters from the pub gave the ang moh a chase but lost him. Several members of public who appeared to be Malay youngsters and Indian boys had helped to look for him this white fella. Hmm.. ultimately, the white guy was caught and the police was called up. Finish. End of story.
It's disturbing to find the expats in SG are getting out of hand. Although they are irresistibly cute and good looking (only some), are are still mortals who are far from perfect. Are Singaporeans (and the SG govt) giving them too many leeways? Yes.
The white superiority theory was embedded in our minds since the British occupation. It's time we should let it go and embrace a brand new mindset on these ang mohs that they are (for those who know and have slept with them before) are not that great after all.
People like me who have developed a love-hate relationship with the ang mohs do not worship these men. We are just suckers for their good looks and blue eyes. They are still stinky, have ugly sets of pearlies, and sleep like pigs. Probably those children fairy-tale books have given us hope to fall in love with a prince charming who are tall, handsome with honey-blonde hair. In reality, these white men are self-centered, egotistical and boastful men who thinks they have magnum size penises when they f*ck small Asian vaginas.