CHC Sun Ho's Obsession with American Dream

If you dunno who is Sun Ho, she is the wife of City Harvest Church (CHC) Pastor Kong Hee. Both of them founded the CHC and she has big dreams. Her dream is not to devote her life to the church. Her dream was to be a superstar like Madonna, Janet Jackson, Beyonce or Lady Gaga. Unfortunately for her, she ended up like pretty messed up and now she is in a hot soup. Commercial Affairs Department investigates into CHC alleged misdeed and misuse of funds. I’m talking about millions of dollars here contributed by the CHC followers for her Crossover Project.

In Asia, there are many people like Sun Ho. She has identity issues, she fucks around with other men, she make use of people's weaknesses to benefit herself. 

Both Kong Hee and Sun Ho went through cosmetic surgeries. But i'm not interested in Kong Hee because he is a con-man drama mama preacher. Let's look at Sun Ho before and after transformation. And oh not forgetting her ultra famous China wine music video. 

People actually have the audacity to call SUN aka Geisha as Singapore's top international superstar, a multi-platinum Asian singer and a Billboard-charting dance star. Go click on the music video below to see for yourselves if she deserves to be called a multi-platinum Asian singer and dance star.

What do you think of it? She looks fuckable now? Do you think she looks like pastor's wife? And to think that she use people's money so she can look like some a star in US. She wants to look like ang moh with huge tits and sharper features. I wonder if she get to fuck the black dudes.

Firstly, Sun Ho is ugly. Admit it people, before her plastic surgery, she has a forgettable face. If you were to walk pass her on the street, you would not take a second look at her. She is plain and boring looking. Flat chested, pale and unattractive. Yucks. She would look ugly in anything expensive.

Secondly, she is Pastor's wife. That is one bloody huge responsibility. You need to take care of your image in public. You need to conduct yourself in a proper manner. As long as you are pastor's wife, you kinda feel pressured to look decent and wear decent attire. That's why in Singapore, she always looked trashy. Did you see the pictures taken outside the court? Her uncombed hair and mismatch attire. She looked like she just got gangbang by a bunch horny Malaysian bandits. 

Third, she can sing but she is still stuck with the church label. No matter where she goes, she will be remembered as the Pastor's wife, CHC founder, church singer. Ok lah not bad her voice is not the best. What can you expect from a Singaporean chinky? Only MALAYS CAN SING lah because they kept winning national singing competitions. Chinks cannot sing except for a few lucky ones. Even if you can sing, your voice will be like Sun Ho. Neither here nor there. 

But deep inside she has an ulterior motive. Her ambition is not to work for the church and forever seen as a church founder. She realised she is not pious. She realised she doesn't want to lead a mundane boring church life. She knows the church followers would die for her and her husband and the church. She knows stupid CHC followers have weaknesses and she played on their weaknesses. She is cunning. 

Sun Ho wants to be famous. She wants to live the American dream. Just like the Pinoys and lowly educated SPGs, Sun Ho and these stupid women felt that  ONLY America can liberate them.  Give them a sense of new identity, newfound life. A new beginning.

With the finances ready full steam, Sun Ho knows she is ugly like fuck. She knew she had to go through an extreme makeover to break into the US market. But no problem, plastic surgery can transform her neneh from xs to xl; make her nose as thin as pencil; freeze up her face so she has no laugh lines; make her face from human to a horse. Cosmetic surgeries can give her a new identity and a promise of a brand new life. She can alter her appearance to look nothing original. That is like erasing her previous identity. Next she changed her dressing to suit her new body and face. She looked like a goth grandma who tries too hard to be sexy and exotic. Sun Ho, Kong Hee and the church gang team up to make her dream come true – Singapore Chinky woman who thinks she dances like Beyonce but wants to look like Lady Gaga  – hopes to top the US music charts. Kong Hee is absolutely fine if she rubs her body against those white or black men. The church is not important anymore. Sun Ho’s American dream is more important.

When vanity motivates a person to undergo surgery, he or she has become his or her own idol. Somehow I thought the Bible warns believers not to be vain or conceited and emphasize on the need to use money that God has entrusted to people wisely.

And of course not forgetting Sun Ho has a sweet young toy boy bodyguard Mark Kwan to take care of her all this time when Kong Hee is not around. Her fuckbuddy cum dancer cum bodyguard cum chaperon cum to cum in her. Oh this Mark I’m sure he rocks her world and her bed. Anyway who doesn't want to fuck a rich goth wannabe grandma? Close the face, fuck the base.

The saddest part of all these saga is the stupid followers. CHC followers are the biggest fools because they funded them - SUN HO and KONG HEE. CHC followers only have themselves to blame and if they still believe in God, they would have to share the burden of sin. What a spectacular show.

It is far better to work on beautifying the person underneath.

I'd rather be seen as honest than a liar. 

TGIF,
G.S

Prostitution - World's oldest and recession-proof profession

The boys were talking about the Nuruul Aliyyah Malay Prostitute and how she was so desperate for money. Nuruul Aliyyah and her mat rep gang work like a syndicate. While their girl is doing the fucking service, they will loiter around and wait for the girl to finish. Pick her up machiam chauffeur but they don't drive cars. They can only afford motorbikes. I bet she stays somewhere in ghetto Marsiling, Bedok or Tanglin Halt. Talking about Nuruul Aliyyah reminds me of a someone. There was this schoolmate that I knew in school because we were in the same netball team. She was a sweet looking minah, big eyes, nice lips almost like a barbie doll. Yes, by my standard when I say someone pretty means she is REALLY pretty and she is a rare find. But she has an unglam name Hamidah.

Soon after she kinda dropped out of school but no one knows why. I met her a few years later at Forum and oh boy she looked different. She was sexy, beautiful with fake lashes, smoky eyes and lacey dress. What a remarkable transformation. I was shocked. We talked as usual. She told me she dropped out from school because she got pregnant and now she has a kiddo. They were not married then because he got thrown into jail for gang fight. She stayed at Circuit Road. So we agreed to keep in touch. She asked me to call her by her new nickname Sonia.

Sonia was a 16 year old single mom who had difficulty holding down a steady job. Her kid is constantly sick and nobody was available to take care of her kiddo. Sonia could never afford her own place so she stayed with her step sister. Sonia decided to join modeling after she heard from friends. She registered as a freelance model on a website called ModelMayhem.com and posted ads on Craigslist. Instantly, she received tons of e-mails from so called 'modeling agencies'. Soon she realised these dodgy websites turned out to sleazy nude modeling and social escort. She was surprised how easy it was to earn such big money. She needed the money big and fast. She didn't care about the sleaze.


Within a few months, Sonia was earning about $1,000 a day on trips to Malaysia, Brunei and other countries. These were big shots and VVIPs. After so many years of depending on others, she finally could earn enough money to feed her child and give them shelter. Online, she could be her own boss and not share what she made with anyone — not a pimp, not an escort service, not a boyfriend. When her boyfriend finally got out of prison, she already had her own condo courtesy of a rich bugger who wanted to save her from her misery. She dumped her stupid criminal-good-for-nothing boyfriend. Sonia is now happily married to the rich man and moved to California. They have two more beautiful kids.

What startled me is the great transforming feature of the Internet is its anonymity. We all have learned that a person can almost anything online without even their closest loved ones knowing. It's like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. Works for both escorts and clients. No need to go down to sleaze town and get it down and dirty. It is evident that Internet sex workers would never dare to work on the streets. It all takes a little financial pressure such as loss of income or increase of expenses as a catalytic factor push them into this arena.

And of course, that little bit of hope that one day a Richard Gere-like man would save you from misery. Just like what happened to my dear friend Sonia.

Let's continue to hope.
G.S

Grumpy Spinster is on Facebook!

This is a tad late because I am not young anymore and my life does not revolve around technology and cyberspace. I still prefer face-to-face contact, so that explains my constant lagging posts. People, I have a life outside of this space. Fucking is more important than posting a wall of text. 

Nevertheless, I am very proud of myself for this tiny achievement. I set up a Facebook Page with the help of my good friends so please flock there and faster LIKE my Facebook Page. Do post anything you wanna share too - your agonies, sex experiences and whatever that has to do with sex, I wanna know too.

http://www.facebook.com/grumpyspinster

many many love,
GS

I Love FOREIGNERS (whites only)

Me and gay friends decided to do a picnic at Hong Lim Park where some people had organised the 6.9 million protest. It was too crowded, felt like Michael Jackson concert so we had to find a less crowded spot pretty far away from where the whole commotion was, laid our picnic mat like the Pinoys and ate our homemade ham and cheese baguette. While silly Singaporeans had shown support for the 6.9 million protest, I was more interested to check out any good looking people lurking somewhere. You know, this was the time to be seen and I leaped at any opportunity available to market myself. Ehem! Sad to say, there were no cute guys. Most Singaporeans are ugly (thank God I’m not!). And most of the time I wasn’t really listening to what the speakers had said. Actually it was TJ’s (very handsome gay friend) idea of going to Hong Lim Park  because he said he wanted to show support. I've never like crowd so it was boring for me. Besides, I don’t care about Singapore politics! I only care about getting married and finding someone to fuck! Arrrggghhh!

You know that feeling that you don’t ever want to end up being a spinster all your life. Like when I’m 40, I just want to find that someone to fuck, play with his penis every morning, have sex in kitchen, toilet or even at the balcony. Woah alfresco style! So what if you have lotsa money, by the time you grow old, there is no one by your side while you are on the deathbed. I don’t want that to happen to me. What’s important for me now is to find happiness by fucking with someone I love and he loves me too. I have never given up on love and I know someday, somehow I will find that special someone. Till then, I will keep hanging out with my fun gay friends, go clubbing and just party!

Okay, okay. Many of you would say that finding a suitor in a club is a wrong move. But where else can people of my age go? Networking, speed dating, match-making? Been there and done all that. All fail! Trust me, the people who flocked to these organised dating events are 99% the ugly looking, perverts, freaks, and pyschos.

Looking at all these stupid Singaporeans with their panoramic xenophobia got me thinking about how Singaporeans are two-faced fools. I, Grumpy Spinster do not and will never fucking support this stupid 6.9 million protest because:

1.     I want an ang moh husband and conceive beautiful mix-breed children.

2.     I want more ang moh to come so it will increase the probablity of me meeting my future husband.

3.  It also increases the chance of me fucking more men as drought season is hitting V town again..yay!

4.     I could be the poster girl for embracing the foreign talents (whites only campaign).

5.    Dear government please don’t include Pinoys and PRCs because they are smelly, I hate their curvy ‘R’ accent and I hate them in competition towards finding my future husband. They are also competing for White males, meaning it reduces my chances dramatically. So please scrap them from your projection, include whites only please. Thank you.

Honestly, Singaporeans are hypocrites and morons. They all went down to Hong Lim Park to protest against foreigners but actually their friends and relatives, brother, sister, aunty, uncle or what nots are also embracing foreigners with open arms just like me. Actually, they love ang moh so much. That’s why when ang moh speak to them they also tend to follow the accent. That’s why when ang moh customer buy something, Singaporean sales girls treat them like king and speak to them in a soft spoken manner. Fucking sluts.

Come to think of it, if Singaporeans are so anti-foreigners, why didn’t they also go and protest when their sister, brother, niece, nephew, father, mother, grandfather, or great great grandfather got married to foreigners? Why didn’t they protest against the marriage? Scared ah? Imagine the impact of family relationships if those newly married inter-nationality/racial couples found out that their relative is actually actually xenophobic. That would be chaos. The chances of the white male running away with his Singaporean partner and permanently reside in his hometown is pretty high. There goes a loved one stolen away...

I also noticed Singaporeans are crazy about foreign labels - kitchenware, underwear, bags, toothbrush, cars or even condoms – oh we just love imported ang moh products. Since they hate foreigners, maybe they should also boycott foreign imports and stop using foreign labels so as to make their xenophobic statement more impactful.

Singaporeans are also crazy about foreign countries. If you ask any superficial Singaporean about their top 3 must-go destinations, one of them would definitely be an ang moh country: Paris, Rome, Hamburg, San Franscisco, blah blah. “Oh I want to see and feel snow before I die” or “I want to visit the Trevi Fountain and toss a coin”. We know the answers because we have succumbed to the world of western imperialism. Even our food, culture and language now have been westernized. If they want to stand firm on the 6.9 million protest, then they should stop visiting ang moh countries altogether. If your boss sends you to ang moh country for work, just say it is against your principles.

One thing’s for sure, I welcome this ang moh foreigners  into our country. I love white men (except Americans like Walker). Because they are sextisfying! It’s not all bleak journey for spinsters; there is a glimmer of hope for spinsters like me to get settle down, altogether putting an end to our spinsterhood. Break that curse! Yes!!!!!! To be loved and to love. Please la, you selfish married people already have bobbing babies, it would be easier for you guys to say no to foreigners. But what about the growing number of unmarried men and women? We too need a steady flow of fuck. People like me are tired of looking, searching and roaming around just so we could end up with someone who love us just as we love them End of the day, it is all about companionship and Singaporeans are just not good enough for spinsters. 2030 is not that far, although I’d be in my 50s by then, but it’s okay, love has no age limit. (happy jig*)

To all spinsters, let’s say Hellloooooo to the numbers 6 and 9 yeah!

Happy New Year Sexy People!

Happy New Year 2013.

Gosh..when was the last time I really sat down and pen down my thoughts here. I miss writing and I'm effing glad to be back balls!

FYI, I went MIA to nurse a broken heart. And like many dejected creatures, the best place to seek tranquility and reflect is none other than Bali. Yes, I was alone. I spent most of December in Bali, in the hope to find peace within myself again; realigned myself. I want to be emotionally better for the upcoming new year, leave all those bad breakups, lousy men and heartaches behind. It's time to start afresh. I am a strong woman, although emotionally beaten time and again but I am a survivor. What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger. Hell yeah! I feel rejuvenated machiam reborn again. heh.

I always believe that if you want something so much, the entire universe will conspire to help you get what you want. Only if you believe in it. I would like to think I have a nice heart, a little bitter but sweet. just like Hershey's bitter sweet choco chips.

I tell you, if you are feeling down, you tend to spend more money. Well, it is a temporary measure for women. Retail therapy or whatever one may call it, it does work! But reality hits you harder when you see ur credit card bills and asked yourself why the fuck you spent your bonus on Rolex, Salvatore Ferragamo shoes, Goyard bag, and Rimowa luggage. Like seriously what was I thinking to spend 1000+ on a luggage????? Stooopid sia. Regrets but this kind of regret is okay because money we can earn back. But not our youth..so the clock is ticking and I have come up with a list of new year resolutions:

1) Have sex at least 5 times a week
2) Find an ang moh husband
3) Be on the cover of FHM Singapore
4) Earn lotsa money
5) Have lunch time quickie at least once a week
6) Give my man a BJ everyday eventhough I'm deadbeat and bored of his penis. Besides food, a way to man's heart is a good blowjob.
7) Hope that everyone in this world including lovely readers will be sextisfied with their partners
9) May all those men who raped women will be fed to the dogs.
10) Quit shopping (errr...try lah)

How? Okay or not my NY resolution?

Give a man a fuck, and you will ease his lust for a day; give him a blowjob, and he will lust for you for a lifetime - Grumpy Spinster

I fucking love this quote. Genius or what. hahaha

More happenings coming up. Stay tune..