RAPE - It's your Fault, Goddamnit

Did you guys watch the video about two Indian ladies who promoted RAPE is caused by women and they brought it upon themselves?! I watched the video after I read about the ah neh fella who molested granny taxi driver's breast and she cleverly drove both ah neh and mat rep to police station. Well done, grandma. I would have beaten the crap out of them and make use of my kickboxing techniques if I was granny, but Grand-o-Grams tactic still rox!

Yes, I couldn't believe my eyes and ears. How can these two Indian ladies in the video say rape is caused by women? This is equivalent to the "slut walk" of fame. If you blame the victim, you've basically got no real argument. Men who think that women should cover up to avoid rape are basically saying they have no control of their own sexual urges. It clearly doesn't work to have women cover up anyway, being head to toe in clothing doesn't stop women from being raped. Saying women should cover up basically is a means of control.

Even more, some warped Saudi retard named Sheikh Abdullah Daoud issued a controversial fatwa calling for female babies to wear burqas. According to Daoud, dressing infants and children in the traditional Muslim veils would reduce the sexual molestation of minors, though the cleric did not cite any evidence for his view. What ridiculous remark! He is similar to those Al-Qaeda terrorists who justify that killing is hey okay. Stupid fucker. All those cloth wrapping his head is obviously repressing his intelligence.

Actually I know of sick men who have fantasies of fucking women clad in drapes of cloth all over their body, like those Muslim women and nuns who looked like ninjas. Gosh, they look like walking curtains. So that explains, why men are curious creatures and they fancy raping women who look like ninjas? Such women piqued their interests? More like, surprise! But don't you ladies feel warm in those stuff? Gosh. I like my clothes to be light and well-ventilated.

Hear, hear! A woman walking down the street stark NAKED doesn't deserve to be raped. No one deserves to be raped. But I do think we need to pay more attention on how we present ourselves and what image we project to the people around us.

Having said that and after much thought, I DO AGREE that RAPE is caused by women. 

Rapists look for two criteria when choosing a victim: availability and vulnerability. Rape is about dominance. I think there are many girls and women out there especially in Singapore are hoping they get raped. That skimpy dress, the fish net stoking, the gutters, the low cut and sexy back. Haiz. Dress and act like it they want to be raped. They should realize that they do have partial responsibility in rape crime, because I believe that they’re pretty much asking for it.

For instance, when a woman purposely and aggressively turns a guy on for her own amusement and then denies him any form of sex. Then later in the night she gets herself and the guy drunk, consents to going back to his place, consents to sex and then tells him to stop halfway through and claims rape. This happened to one of our local chinky guy named Ong Mingwee. Ong had been convicted last year of raping a 22 year old Singaporean woman he had a one-night stand with. Lucky he managed to get away because he hired some famous lawyer. So if misfortune strike you and you suffer the same unfortunate situation like him, please contact Subhas Anandan, the lawyer he had engaged. 

Ong Mingwee - gone were the days when getting laid was easy.

Some women falsify rape claims as a form of revenge. It's the extreme statistical minority, but the fact is the law quite often sides with women in these matters. Feminists love to point out that men stare at women like objects when they wear those little black dresses but at the same time feminists claim that how a woman dresses can in no way influence a rapist to choose them as a target. How does that work exactly? On one hand feminist try to make the claim that all men are perverts for looking at women but on the other hand they claim that provocative dress in no way could make a rapist target them. C'mon, deep down in our hearts, we love to wear sexy stuff and yet we don't want to get raped? Stop hallucinating and stop your self-denial lah.

Obviously, a person has a right to dress however she chooses. But if she chooses to do something that's going to put her in danger, obviously she has to take some responsibility for that too. The same is true if I get mugged while walking through a dangerous neighborhood at night. Obviously me being there didn't give the person a right to mug me, but I also should have thought a little more before putting myself in that situation. 

World peace. Love G.S.

I Love FOREIGNERS (whites only)

Me and gay friends decided to do a picnic at Hong Lim Park where some people had organised the 6.9 million protest. It was too crowded, felt like Michael Jackson concert so we had to find a less crowded spot pretty far away from where the whole commotion was, laid our picnic mat like the Pinoys and ate our homemade ham and cheese baguette. While silly Singaporeans had shown support for the 6.9 million protest, I was more interested to check out any good looking people lurking somewhere. You know, this was the time to be seen and I leaped at any opportunity available to market myself. Ehem! Sad to say, there were no cute guys. Most Singaporeans are ugly (thank God I’m not!). And most of the time I wasn’t really listening to what the speakers had said. Actually it was TJ’s (very handsome gay friend) idea of going to Hong Lim Park  because he said he wanted to show support. I've never like crowd so it was boring for me. Besides, I don’t care about Singapore politics! I only care about getting married and finding someone to fuck! Arrrggghhh!

You know that feeling that you don’t ever want to end up being a spinster all your life. Like when I’m 40, I just want to find that someone to fuck, play with his penis every morning, have sex in kitchen, toilet or even at the balcony. Woah alfresco style! So what if you have lotsa money, by the time you grow old, there is no one by your side while you are on the deathbed. I don’t want that to happen to me. What’s important for me now is to find happiness by fucking with someone I love and he loves me too. I have never given up on love and I know someday, somehow I will find that special someone. Till then, I will keep hanging out with my fun gay friends, go clubbing and just party!

Okay, okay. Many of you would say that finding a suitor in a club is a wrong move. But where else can people of my age go? Networking, speed dating, match-making? Been there and done all that. All fail! Trust me, the people who flocked to these organised dating events are 99% the ugly looking, perverts, freaks, and pyschos.

Looking at all these stupid Singaporeans with their panoramic xenophobia got me thinking about how Singaporeans are two-faced fools. I, Grumpy Spinster do not and will never fucking support this stupid 6.9 million protest because:

1.     I want an ang moh husband and conceive beautiful mix-breed children.

2.     I want more ang moh to come so it will increase the probablity of me meeting my future husband.

3.  It also increases the chance of me fucking more men as drought season is hitting V town again..yay!

4.     I could be the poster girl for embracing the foreign talents (whites only campaign).

5.    Dear government please don’t include Pinoys and PRCs because they are smelly, I hate their curvy ‘R’ accent and I hate them in competition towards finding my future husband. They are also competing for White males, meaning it reduces my chances dramatically. So please scrap them from your projection, include whites only please. Thank you.

Honestly, Singaporeans are hypocrites and morons. They all went down to Hong Lim Park to protest against foreigners but actually their friends and relatives, brother, sister, aunty, uncle or what nots are also embracing foreigners with open arms just like me. Actually, they love ang moh so much. That’s why when ang moh speak to them they also tend to follow the accent. That’s why when ang moh customer buy something, Singaporean sales girls treat them like king and speak to them in a soft spoken manner. Fucking sluts.

Come to think of it, if Singaporeans are so anti-foreigners, why didn’t they also go and protest when their sister, brother, niece, nephew, father, mother, grandfather, or great great grandfather got married to foreigners? Why didn’t they protest against the marriage? Scared ah? Imagine the impact of family relationships if those newly married inter-nationality/racial couples found out that their relative is actually actually xenophobic. That would be chaos. The chances of the white male running away with his Singaporean partner and permanently reside in his hometown is pretty high. There goes a loved one stolen away...

I also noticed Singaporeans are crazy about foreign labels - kitchenware, underwear, bags, toothbrush, cars or even condoms – oh we just love imported ang moh products. Since they hate foreigners, maybe they should also boycott foreign imports and stop using foreign labels so as to make their xenophobic statement more impactful.

Singaporeans are also crazy about foreign countries. If you ask any superficial Singaporean about their top 3 must-go destinations, one of them would definitely be an ang moh country: Paris, Rome, Hamburg, San Franscisco, blah blah. “Oh I want to see and feel snow before I die” or “I want to visit the Trevi Fountain and toss a coin”. We know the answers because we have succumbed to the world of western imperialism. Even our food, culture and language now have been westernized. If they want to stand firm on the 6.9 million protest, then they should stop visiting ang moh countries altogether. If your boss sends you to ang moh country for work, just say it is against your principles.

One thing’s for sure, I welcome this ang moh foreigners  into our country. I love white men (except Americans like Walker). Because they are sextisfying! It’s not all bleak journey for spinsters; there is a glimmer of hope for spinsters like me to get settle down, altogether putting an end to our spinsterhood. Break that curse! Yes!!!!!! To be loved and to love. Please la, you selfish married people already have bobbing babies, it would be easier for you guys to say no to foreigners. But what about the growing number of unmarried men and women? We too need a steady flow of fuck. People like me are tired of looking, searching and roaming around just so we could end up with someone who love us just as we love them End of the day, it is all about companionship and Singaporeans are just not good enough for spinsters. 2030 is not that far, although I’d be in my 50s by then, but it’s okay, love has no age limit. (happy jig*)

To all spinsters, let’s say Hellloooooo to the numbers 6 and 9 yeah!

I love SEX and I cannot Lie

Hello everyone. Thank you for visiting my blog. When i started this blog it was supposed to be something therapeutic. Pen down my life happenings and drama, something to laugh about and share with my friends, my nieces or probably my offsprings. Didn't expect it to get pick up by some people in the cyberspace. oh my, I'm flattered and tickled.

According to friends, netizens are curious about how I look like. maybe I look like a monster, maybe I look like lady macbeth, or a witch. Hahah. I don't have the photos now as I'm currently working, I shall upload whenever i have the time later one. But here are my vital stats and a brief info abt myself before I'm off to a meeting:

Name: Grumpy Spinster
Location: Singapore City
Native Singaporean.
Vital stats: 34C Teeties, 24 Waist, 33 35 Ass
Height: 1.60m
Size: 0
Weight: 45kg
Age: 30-something

Long hair.
Enjoys running, swimming and yoga. Plays almost any kind of sports.
Sizzling hot and sexy.

Have tongue and belly piercings. No tattoos as I like clear skin.
I LOVE SEX!
Enjoys giving blowjob and lunch time quickie.
Don't like Anal job because I will have constipation cannot shit after that.
I don't find joy in breast fuck don't know why men like so much.
I like bondage and role plays.
I hate small penises, licking of armpits, short men.
I have 4 dildos of different sizes and purposes - Mr Luigi collection

Loves desert wines, any salads, chocolates and strawberries.
Works in a established MNC, holding a managerial position.

Bisoux xoxo

Everybody loves Walker (not!)

I have a love-hate relationship with ang mohs. Although they have beautiful eyes, great accent and charming, I do hate them because of their mannerisms and too big headed. I will date all ang mohs EXCEPT Americans. 

I think Singapore has been and is still very tolerant towards ang mohs and we have allowed them to live peacefully in our small tranquil island with almost everything comfortable, clean and prompt. They took advantage of these comforts and think they could get away with just anything including cheating on their wives, especially coming from short men (better remembered as Frodo from The Lord of the Rings or a Half-Pint). Ahh...so let's define who are the smidgets.

Short Man Syndrome: the typical characteristic of any male under 5'10". Including attitude problems, and the necessary need to make their wife/girlfriend feel inadequate to compensate their own inadequacy. Tendency to be bullies and abuse people to make themselves feel better. Where a person of short stature believes they have the ability to take on any person at any task. It is a general cockiness that is in a short person to replace the lack of height. Beware of anyone with short man syndrome. 

Here's one example of Napoleon complex. Meet Walker. Chanced upon him at 1-Altitude Bar.

He is a half-pint American guy, speaks a little Malay but just couldn’t keep his mouth shut. He blabbers non-stop like a naggy old woman. He’s a pain in my ass, so as others who have come across him too. He is annoying.

Walker aka Frodo aka half-pint bragged about an acclaimed title in a beer chuggging contest at Ice Cold Beer bar last year. With that in his spirit, he proudly announced his participation for 2012 even before the contest is announced, and was confident he will win the title again this year making him the defending champion. But before the clock struck midnight, he was was swaying left to right, talking to our branded handbags and mumbling to a cigarette like a retard. As a grand finale, he puked at my friend's Gucci shoes and was dead drunk! -_-

Before Frodo got drunker than drunk, he initiated a conversation about the underage sex scandal which had implicated 48 SG men so far. Frodo again boasted that these men are stupid to pay for sex when it is so easy to get one from SG girls. Frodo  has never paid for sex because he could easily get it for free. He boasted that he slept with 100 women every year and was so easy to charm SG women with his looks and height. Ok wait...i think he forgot to measure his length because he is a smidget. Judging from his size and character, I bet his penis is as small the size of a my nephew's pinky but his ego as big as the universe. 

Frodo tried to pick up my babe friend who is 1.75m tall while he is only about 1.65m. Parallax error! What a twart! When I told him to cool off a little as she is attached, he defended himself and told us he is married, but his arm was still wrapping around my friend’s shoulder (she was sitting down) with strong vibes that he wanted to bed her.

I ordered some food: pizzas, tortilla chips, chicken wings and truffle fries. Frodo asked if he could eat because he was hungry. I agreed and invited him to try some. To my horror, he ferried the fries and chicken wings to his group of ang moh friends, and shared my paid food with them. He finished my bowl of truffle fries and ate half of my cheesy beef chilli with tortilla chips. WTF!!

Farking stingy white thrash who just leeches on women for sex and food. What cheap skates. Shame on you Walker and friends. Rule number one: Never date Americans because they are a bunch of freaktards. Just look at how the world was ‘raped’ by them.

My message to Walker’s wife, please don’t waste your time with this stupid, half-pint man. Get a divorce, fight for custody of kids, (if you have any) ,get an attractive compensation for the mess he has created. If a man can cheat once, he can cheat many times. If a man have cheated before, he will cheat again some day when the radar is on. Take care babe.