Wednesday, 16 May 2012

me and my screwdriver

Helllooo!

Sorry sweethearts, I have been busy with work lately. Just came back from Doha and Hongkong. Barely had any rest in between. No sex, no blowjobs, but I have been playing with myself so that quelled my sex desire for a short while.

I was terribly sick during both trips, so I had popped many flu medicine to last me throughout the entire travelling period. I looked pale, chapped lips due to dehydration and groggy. Simply put, I wasn't myself.

Anyhow something unpleasant happened when I was at Changi airport. I picked up my luggage and walked towards the exit when a Malay security officer named 'Mohd something' (can't remember his second name) stopped me to further inspect my luggage. He was standing there along with two other male and female officers. They were all Malays.

When I get stopped at the airport, it could only be two things:

i) I'm a suspicious article
ii) I'm too hot so they need close-up inspection of my face and my goods.

For this case of course it was the latter because if they had detected anything, they would have detained me earlier.

So I complied and put my luggage through the scanner. After it passed through, 'Mohd' took my luggage and looked at me:

Mohd: We need to inspect your luggage Madam.

Me: Why?

Mohd: Would you like to declare anything?

Me: Declare what? My bra size?

(The other two officers wanted to laugh but tried hard to maintain a cool disposition. He unzipped the luggage and started to ransack my stuff.)

Me: Aahh, those are my dirty laundry...that one is my toiletries bag. That's my shoe bag, that one is my hair dryer..

Mohd reached further into the luggage and dug out an A4 size pink drawstring pouch.

Mohd: What is this?

Me: That thing is for personal use.

(He opened it.)

Mohd: Ahh?

Me: Haha. I told you it's for personal use. Since you insist to open it, Surprise!

Mohd: oh..

Me: Now, I'm very displeased because I have sterilise my device again after you have touched it. This one has never been touched by anyone else except me.

Mohd: Sorry..

(I walked away)

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Here's the picture of my sonic screwdriver. My colleague gave me as a birthday present last year. I googled and strongly suspect that she got my toy from here - Sextoys.





xoxo
GS

8 comments:

  1. You are toooo funny. Keep it up! x

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  2. OMG! You seriously need to take up yoga to curb that libido of yours! hahahahah...... Small (or big) wonder he didnt ask to inspect those 2 goods of yours as well after the "bra size" remark! If you need a man, PM me, can hook you up with someone! lol (not moi)

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  3. Thanks for your post! Now I shouldn't hesitate purchasing/bringing sex toys when I'm on a vacation ;)

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  4. A4 sized pink pouch? That is a pretty sizeable package.

    Mohd probably thought that he got you for having an unapproved electronic "cigarette" at first sight of that device. LOL

    I hope you didn't get more grumpy at having to sterilize it before use. :P

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  5. ...and the purpose of pointing out that the security personnel were all malays is...? would it have made any difference if they were from other ethnic groups? this "tale" of finding a vibrator in an airport screening is not that rare and it happened in other countries as well where their security officers were non-malays. this island, in fact this whole region, has been inhabited by malays far much longer than anyone can imagine, so pray tell why seeing malays working at the airport should come as a surprise (i'm being kind here cos it seems you're more shocked than anything else) to you, or anyone else for that matter? where should malays be then miss grumpy spinster? DRC? Changi Prison? or working as a security guard in your condo perhaps? or maybe the deliveryman that sends those parcels of sex-toys to you? please do try to be as witty and humourous as you want miss grumpy spinster, but not at all cost.

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  6. GS has distant Malay cousins if you read other posts. I don't think this post was overtly racist against Malays, given the scorn of the other posts about "Chinkies". I would be proud of having Malay heritage. It doesn't have to be a bumiputra racism thing. But Malay culture is definitely a unifying thing for Singaporeans.

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  7. you sick cause you got da aids virus from being such a whore.

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