Sorry sweethearts, I have been busy with work lately. Just came back from Doha and Hongkong. Barely had any rest in between. No sex, no blowjobs, but I have been playing with myself so that quelled my sex desire for a short while.
I was terribly sick during both trips, so I had popped many flu medicine to last me throughout the entire travelling period. I looked pale, chapped lips due to dehydration and groggy. Simply put, I wasn't myself.
Anyhow something unpleasant happened when I was at Changi airport. I picked up my luggage and walked towards the exit when a Malay security officer named 'Mohd something' (can't remember his second name) stopped me to further inspect my luggage. He was standing there along with two other male and female officers. They were all Malays.
When I get stopped at the airport, it could only be two things:
i) I'm a suspicious article
ii) I'm too hot so they need close-up inspection of my face and my goods.
For this case of course it was the latter because if they had detected anything, they would have detained me earlier.
So I complied and put my luggage through the scanner. After it passed through, 'Mohd' took my luggage and looked at me:
Mohd: We need to inspect your luggage Madam.
Mohd: Would you like to declare anything?
Me: Declare what? My bra size?
(The other two officers wanted to laugh but tried hard to maintain a cool disposition. He unzipped the luggage and started to ransack my stuff.)
Me: Aahh, those are my dirty laundry...that one is my toiletries bag. That's my shoe bag, that one is my hair dryer..
Mohd reached further into the luggage and dug out an A4 size pink drawstring pouch.
Mohd: What is this?
Me: That thing is for personal use.
(He opened it.)
Me: Haha. I told you it's for personal use. Since you insist to open it, Surprise!
Me: Now, I'm very displeased because I have sterilise my device again after you have touched it. This one has never been touched by anyone else except me.
(I walked away)
Here's the picture of my sonic screwdriver. My colleague gave me as a birthday present last year. I googled and strongly suspect that she got my toy from here - Sextoys.